Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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