does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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