just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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