I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You took a bar mat shot.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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