its not stalking. its research.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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