I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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