You just made me feel so damn special
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
