Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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