Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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