ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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