We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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