the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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