Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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