my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
This toilet bowl is my home.
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