didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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