Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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