Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
