Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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