just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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