can u get pink eye on your cock?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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