My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
