I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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