If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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