Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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