I don't think brook has ever known best
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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