And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
what day is it and did you see me today?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
