I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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