This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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