it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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