i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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