@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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