So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Randomize
