Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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