Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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