Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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