who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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