I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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