Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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