At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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