They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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