I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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