She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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