I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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