so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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