Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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