Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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