I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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