he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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