I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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