The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
COCAINE IS GR8
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