is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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