i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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