On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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