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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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