It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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