windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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