Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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