I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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