Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're not piercing ourselves today.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize