On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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